Happy Little Accidents. (Lights up.) (Interior: public school boys bathroom) Teddie Mark? You in there? Mark? Mark (weakly) Yeah… Teddie Why’d you text me to come here? I’m missing algebra. I'm really behind in that class. Mark No! No! Don’t go in the stall. Teddie What? Mark Just… whatever you do don’t open the stall Teddie What? Why? What’s happening? Mark I kinda… I um… Teddie What? Mark I kinda killed Chase. Teddie … Mark … Teddie HAHAHAHAHA oh.. Ha… Sure you did. Now seriously what do you want, I gotta go back to class. Hey, what’s that smell? … Mark? Mark Yeah? Teddie Mark. Did you ACTUALLY KILL CHASE? Mark Promise you're not mad? Teddie Mad? I— Well did you do it on– (Pukes violently) Did you KILL CHASE? Mark Only… Only a little bit. Teddie What does that even mean? (We hear Chase retching and convulsing violently from within the stall) Mark Oh wait, hold on a...